Dear Trader Joe,
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How is it possible for you to make a profit off of $0.99 whole wheat pizza dough (8 servings!) and $5.99 malbecs? Your business acumen and customer service skills are incredibly sexy. I can only imagine you to be as good looking and charming as you are profit-margin-savvy. Is there a Mrs. Trader Joe? Does she look the other way? Or is your life, your love and your lady the sea and bargain groceries?
I knew it was too good to be true. Oh well. We’ll always have our mango and chicken sausage ($3.99 for 5) and chicken dumplings ($3.29).
Eyeing you in the checkout aisle,
Stephanie
I could live in this freaking store.
