December 2008
198 posts
“Who really understands all the different kinds of vaginal fluids?”
– A new dad, telling the story of the birth of his son. Even though his kid is possibly the cutest baby I’ve ever seen, this is another best birth control quote.
New Year
I’m spending tonight with about 10 people I love dearly, eating tempura, dumplings, and sushi. I can’t ask for much more than that.
And now, 10 New Year’s Resolutions in one word each:
1. Floss
2. Read
3. Write
4. Photograph
5. Respect
6. Fulfill
7. Pursue
8. Love
9. Run
10. Listen
And yes, deslava really IS that tan
She was just in Mexico and the rest of us are relatively pale. The contrast made us all laugh.
Remember the Ann Arbor meet up at Cafe Habana,...
Don’t talk about it, BE ABOUT IT.
Uhhh... the high today is 58. DEGREES.
bebecita
I’m so late, but congrats to urbanredneck! I’ve been sitting on mamacita.tumblr.com for awhile now, but if you want it to document your journey to/through motherhood, it’s all yours. Lord knows I won’t be having a kid for AWHILE.
Savory or sweet?
awesome-everyday:
(via officed)
Can’t it be both?
If not; sweet.
I know, it’s an unfair question. I like to alternate. That’s how I won an apple pie/pizza pie eating contest. True story. I ate a whole medium pizza and half an apple pie in under 13 minutes. I’m proud to say I beat all the male contestants.
Savory or sweet?
why didn't anyone tell me
HOW EFFING GOOD HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS IS?!?
This may be the world’s best kept secret.
saintnate,
I’m too lazy to go back and search for your Year of the Gentleman post, but consider this my “like” heart:
Watch how both our minds go straight into the...
him [via text]: Love u much. have a wonderful sleep boo boo
me [via text]: Love u too... sweet dreams, my boo boo
him [via text]: of course. i'm always doing u :-p
me [via text]: No, boo boo, that's called a wet dream.
“I kissed a girl and she tasted of penis. What a slut.”
– It was funny at the time. (via britches)
So I take it… you kissed a girl, and you DIDN’T like it? Katy Perry is sad.
Ace Deuce/the D PRIDE
We already have at LEAST five people. I’m impressed. Tell your friends! Hey, did you know Ann Arbor is only 4 hours away from Chicago? If you’re really committed to tumblr, you’d be here, Chicago people.
Detroit/Ann Arbor area meet up
shimmerandshine:
officed:
Despite the fact that there may only be five of us altogether, lfarm will be in the area and wants to meet up… so let’s represent the D. I know me and borednyc (who’s home for the holidays) will be there. WILL YOU?
1/28 (Sunday) evening - Cafe Habana in Ann Arbor - Details to follow
Reblog or email idoitintheoffice@gmail.com to RSVP and get more details as we...
Detroit/Ann Arbor area meet up
Despite the fact that there may only be five of us altogether, lfarm will be in the area and wants to meet up… so let’s represent the D. I know me and borednyc (who’s home for the holidays) will be there. WILL YOU?
1/28 (Sunday) evening - Cafe Habana in Ann Arbor - Details to follow
Reblog or email idoitintheoffice@gmail.com to RSVP and get more details as we figure them...
“Not just my homegirl / Time that I take you home, girl…”
– J. Legend
Fwd: the D
MADE MY DAY/LIFE. You know who you are.
I'm going to go ahead and call it
I think my tumblr secret santa experience was a big fat hunk of FAIL. My secret santee didn’t acknowledge her gift (I guess she hated it) and I never got one. And yes, I AM whining about it.
Beyonce's "If I Were a Boy" from the male...
ryanpurtill:
If I were a girl Even just for a day I’d roll out of bed in the morning
and masturbate…the entire day
The End.
Watching Mean Girls from my bathtub
That’s just what kind of day it was, alright?
Love/hate
Dear snow, You’re a plan ruiner and sometimes I hate you for that. But you look pretty. BUT YOU ALSO BLOCK MY PARKING SPACE. But you’re romantic. BUT YOU MAKE MY HAIR FRIZZY. But you represent the season. BUT YOU CAUSE ME TO ALMOST DIE IN CAR ACCIDENTS.
Let’s just put it this way: I think we’ve had a little too much of each other lately. I need my space right now. Could...
Anyone have a favorite episode of Kitchen...
…because that’s pretty much all I’ll be doing with my afternoon.
“i think he looks like a carnie (as in, someone who would work with the traveling...”
– Ariel, on a certain someone
“just wanted to prove ur tumblr post wrong.”
– Ariel wrote on my wall because I CAN NEVER BE RIGHT.
“no one writes on my wall anymore except this autistic kid i know from middle...”
– I think my facebook days are numbered
I hope I never have to google 'vaginal discharge'...
Gift exchange with boyfriend tonight
Let’s hope he likes his stuff…
DEAR MEGWHYTE
HAPPY (champagne) BIRTHDAY!!!! May your day be filled with champagne, I guess? We’ll belatedly celebrate in March! Hearts, L
I love Ken Seeley!
Intervention
onemoretimewithfeeling:
Weirdest episode of Intervention yet. This woman feeds herself through a feeding tube in her stomach. Freaking bizarre.
I’ve seen almost every single episode of Intervention and I agree… this is definitely the weirdest.
happens to the best of us
Meaghan: ps im going to drown my roommates dumb ass kitten
it used to be cute
but now its insane
me: IT WAS SO CUTE
Meaghan: yeah
WAS being the key word
me: what happened?
Meaghan: i dunno
puberty?
HELL YES SHOPPING PENGUIN
me: k, shopping penguin!
Ariel: "first he eats a giant fish"
teehee
shopping penguin!
me: see him walking down the street on a happy little street
then he drinks out of a bucket
Ariel: I wish it was longer than a 1 min
I wish there were many acts like an opera
me: i know, i know
it's too short
mamacita, con't.
Meaghan: totally agree with you on the mamacita thing
if [J] ever called his mom that he'd get smacked
me: is [j] mexican/latino?
i didn't know that
Meaghan: yeah he's half puerto rican
me: yeah, i was like, uhhh, that's definitely NOT the word spanish-speaking people use for an endearing "mother"
Meaghan: uh def not
whenever he uses that
he's usually grabbing my ass
question: what does mamacita mean?
thenewfilosofee:
crillz:
(via thenewfilosofee)
Literally it translates to little mother. But thats rough. It’s basically an endearing term for mother in spanish
interesting
That may be the literal translation, but I know my ex never would’ve said that to his mom!
question: what does mamacita mean?
(via thenewfilosofee)
Loose translation (for Mexican Spanish): hot/sexy girl My ex was Mexican and this was his nickname for me.
family board games...
betterthancupcakes:
folkinz:
my family always plays board games when we all get together for an extended period of time…some of our favorites are boggle, dominoes, and mad gab…mad gab is by far our favorite family game…my mother continuously supplies years of quotes for our family when she plays with us…who would have thought saying, “american pie” could be so funny?
em:
Boggle -...
me: omg, when we were saying the hanukah prayer last night, my mom started crying
and [the boyf] was like "now i know where you get it from"
and proceeded to tell everyone that i cry every day
Ariel: hahaha
why did your mom cry?
me: she just gets emotional at jew-y stuff
Joe from the horrible show Lipstick Jungle totally...
SAME MANNERISMS.
“you should buy some tea tree oil… it does wonders for ingrown hairs and...”
